The picture above was spirited away from pee-pee central at great personal (tho' little professional) risk by our intrepid political espionage crackerjack Sheeda Kharpainch. It shows the latest batch of inductees at the top secret jiyala training camp located in its state of the art facility (the overflowing garbage dump behind Bilawal House). They are of course undergoing intensive training in preparation for next year's lieutenant-colonel elections.
On the left is the party's Chief Suit Wearer, Syed Y.R.G., in charge of trying-to-look-snooty-but-failing-miserably training. To the extreme right is Kantutta-in-Chief Rehman Malik, who drills these crack troops in the art of ball crushing, bat wielding and information technology.
In between are the stalwart Jiyalas, warts and all, who, once properly trained, will attempt once again to liberate our benighted country from the yoke of whatever it is that has a chokehold on us, as well as shortlisting the 387 awards and accolades that Shaheeda Benazir Buttho so justly deserves.
I
cannot
wait
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