10 July 2007

ghazi --> shaheed (sorry, but ’tis the time and the place for cliches)

and zo it remains to be seen who, in the aftermath, will be more besmirched by the bloody red of the (in the end) aptly-named mosque that is no more: the viridescent fundo brigade, or their erstwhile "cacky" clad puppetmasters.


Old Fart at Play
(by Don Van Vleit)

Pappy with the khaki sweatband
Bowed goat potbellied barnyard that only he noticed
The old fart was smart
The old gold cloth madonna
Dancin' t' the fiddle 'n saw
He ran down behind the knoll
'n slipped on his wooden fishhead
The mouth worked 'n snapped all the bees
Back t' the bungalow

Momma was flatten'n lard
With her red enamel rollin' pin
When the fishhead broke the window
Rubber eye erect 'n precisely detailed
Airholes from which breath should come
Is now closely fit
With the chatter of the old fart inside

An assortment of observations took place
Momma licked 'er lips like uh cat
Pecked the ground like uh rooster
Pivoted like uh duck
Her stockings down caught dust 'n doughballs
She cracked 'er mouth glaze caught one eyelash
Rubbed 'er hands on 'er gorgeous gingham
Her hand grasped sticky metal intricate latchwork
Open t' the room uh smell cold mixed with bologna
Rubber bands crumpled wax paper bonnets
Fat goose legs 'n special jellies
Ignited by the warmth of the room
The old fart smelled this thru his important breather holes
Cleverly he dialed from within from the outside we observed
That the nose of the wooden mask
Where the holes had just been uh moment ago
Was now smooth amazingly blended camouflaged in
With the very intricate rainbow trout replica

The old fart inside was now breathin' freely
From his perfume bottle atomizer air bulb invention

His excited eyes from within the dark interior glazed;
watered in appreciation of his thoughtful preparation.


as sung by Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
on Trout Mask Replica

2 comments:

Raza Rumi said...

Clever, sardonic and sad..
another good one :)

kinkminos said...

@RR: shukran

i wish it could be said to be the end of the saga, or even of a chapter of this sorry saga. But alas i think it is merely the end of page one, and today we turn to page two.