ev'rybuddy's talkin bout...

bagism
shagism
dragism
madism
ragism
tagism
this-ism
that-ism
islam-ism-ism-ism-ism...

sad thing is nobuddy's even talking about giving peace a chance anymore. i guess we've realised what a pipe dream that whole seventies thang was, how naive we were to ever have believed in the post-ww2 rhetoric about freedom and justice for all except those evil commie bastards intent on annihilating the world just to spite eisenhower and nixon and their withy successors.

now, in the collective imagination of all “sensible” people, the army of evil red devils has been replaced (in a bizarre example of photo-negativisation) by an army of evil green devils intent on annihilating the world just to spite georgie porgie and three-card-trick dick and, of course, their own withy successors.

what i want to know is why all of us continue to steadfastly support one or the other side of the bipolar argument; which used to be

freedom (capitalism) vs moral decay (communism)

and is still

freedom (capitalism) vs moral decay (radical islamism)

(and if at this point you don't know what the fuck i'm going on about, i don't blame you.)

pretty soon radical islamism too will fall by the wayside, drawn into a series of ultimately destructive traps set by an adversary more wily, farther-sighted and less intensely focused on short-term goals.

who then will step up to the plate, bat in hand? probably some kind of sucker-punched pinch-hitter not quite ready to take on a pitcher who’s adept at three-striking his opponent with a combination of
· brute force
· guile
· dr goebbels' gift to the western world

he won't be red, cos the reds are dead. he won't be green cos the greens will have been creamed.

perhaps a new, true-blue brigade of ingénue amazons armed to the teeth with bullwhips and (hey wait a minute, i think i took a wrong turn at the crossroads and ended up in lap(dance)land) (oops).

fundos: your time is almost up.

ffundophobes: so is yours, cos once the fundos are gone the whole basis of your existence will crumble as you have no ideology save the annihilation of the fundos (to which effort you contribute nothing but hackneyed, whiny rhetoric).