Let's play ring-a-ring-a-roses instead

With the US Supreme Court unwilling/unable to do anything to break the current deadlock in the schoolyard spat over the US federal budget, the Supreme Court of Pakistan has been asked to step in, in light of the sterling job they have been doing over the past few years.

Ch. Justice Iftikhar, after not much deliberation with his coterie of benchwarmers, has decided that the only practical solution is to merge both political parties into one, to be called “The Bacha Party.”