12 May 2010

How I make friends with influential people

First of all after all anyhow, I would like to congratulate and facilitate Mr Daywood Kamran Sahib for winning prime ministry of English Kingdom after so many year of Laborious rule and regulation. Now no more of Brown Nosing like Toony Blair. My brothers and sisters in UK must be look forward to many many years of Toory Blur (Al Eluyah and Hamd O’lilllah).

My relation with Mr Dawood Kamran MP & PM of UK goes back to beginning of the week when my Tweeter-count is hacking by the man who’s name is Honorbell Gym Hacker (farmer MP & PM of UK). I say How? This possible? How he can PM when I have not heard. Is his name Major Jhon? Is his name Kernel Thetcher? Is his name Toony, Israeli or Navel or Ramzi? No no no no no! His name is Gym so how he can PiM?

So. I call my good friend Pinky Gupta famous hacker to unhack this Gym, but. He fails. But. Because he is trying to hacking jaali PM he breakthrough sight of Kamran bhai Toory Party leader and leave message for to call me on my international roaming mobile phoon. And you can guess, what?

He did not call.
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I thinks he must be busy with election. So I forgave him. But. Now I have chance to best friends. And this is why I congratulate and facilitate my good buddy Kamran bhai who is foaming collusion government with Libido party of England. And if he will call me I will prove my friendship by advice him that to be real success in political world he will make collusion with most smartest and the honest poilticain in whole world. Husband of Shaheed Mohtarma, Hazrat-e-Asif Ali Bhutto-Zardari Sahib. And I will take my picture with arm around these both parties and hang on my wall next to famous photo of Shaheed Bhutto Sahib and Shaheed Indira Begum and Shaheed Mohtarma sitting comfor table on sofa.

After all anyhow, Dawood Kamran bhai will my good friend.

Thankyou. If any needs my so-good political advise please tweeter me on newer count @maula_jutt.

But. Kamran bhai, please call karo na.

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1 comment:

shehzad said...

welcome back!