Shazam! (or) Keeping the bloody tourists at bay

You see here some of the terror-cotta suspects detained at The British Museum last week by an intercontinental consortium of krime-fightin, butt-kickin, evil-kreamin anti-terror krusaders led by Ben “The Thing” Grimm and Bananaman! (krime-fightin, butt-kickin, etc etc, alter ego of Lance Corporal T.E. Blair, of the Princess of Wales's Royal Regiment). Weapons of mass destruction, in the form of two peashooters, an expired dildo, and seven bags of Atomic Fireball candy, were seized and sent to Dexter's Laboratory for detailed analysis.

Neither superhero was available for comment. Mr Grimm wandered off in search of an all-you-can-eat hot dog stand, while Bananaman! had to bugger off for his summit meeting with the Whore of Babylon and her Emmy Award winning twin sister, the Harlot of Haifa.

This from someone sounding frightfully, but not frighteningly, like Spike Milligan casually reciting a dirge in the town of his birth:

“The best political weapon is the weapon of terror. Cruelty commands respect. Men may hate us. But, we don't ask for their love; only for their fear.”

The quote is sometimes attributed to (Group?) Captain Marvel, while others cite an ancient German source titled Heinrich Himmler.

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er... which ones are the terrorists again?

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